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this is a rhyme or poem or wtvr u wanna call it written by yours truly for a not-so-special someone. ENJOY! =)

There once lived a girl by the name 526,

She should have lived with a herd of pigs.

People adored her but who knew why,

Maybe coz she made everyone high.

She probably cast a spell on each guy,

Just to make them think she was fly.

But in reality you see,

She was as fat as can be,

With oozing love handles,

And fatty layers THREE!

She had always thought herself to be pretty,

But by matter of fact, she looked rather shitty!

She had the body of a man, with shoulders so broad,

And a chest so flat, like a wooden plank board.

She had an obnoxious laugh and was embarrassingly loud,

People around would say she was proud.

But she didn’t care, she didn’t bother,

When people stared she thought it was better!

She would always gossip too,

About people and things that were often not true.

She’d lie and lie to save her butt,

Even if she DID accidentally FART!

Her thighs were HUGE with pants too tight,

She didn’t realize the mass of her cellulite!

She’d stomp around, one foot at a time,

The whole earth would shake, it should have been a crime!

She was always as mean as can be,

And probably had the numbers 333,

Stamped on her forehead you see,

As though her purpose was to sting like a bee.

After hearing of this terrible thing,

You’d probably be wondering,

Why no one ever said a thing,

About this ultra horrid being.

For most people feared she’d hit them hard,

With whacks and smacks and baseball bats!

Beware I tell you, for without a doubt,

That she will come and seek you out!

She’ll be kind and sweet to you at first,

Then whack you and stab you and eat you for breakfast!

I really hate this evil thing,

For all it brings is SUFFERING,

The smell, the sound, the looks of it,

Just thinking of it can make you sick!

What I’ve said here is all fact,

And you can truly count on that!

~end~

HOLS!! weeeeeeeeeeee!! joy joy joy. but yet sumhow crushed by the fact that i have to go to school for like 4 days in the month nov ==" but wtvr. lalala~

anyway…i’ve been kinda busy lately with…"stuff" therefore..i have neglected my lil goal to run everyday. nagahha! but who cares no? its up to me neways! wahaha!

SO, i’ve been shoppin like crazy fulfilling the statement of:

"buying stuff i dont need, to impress ppl i dont like"

honestly,i heard tht sumwhere on the radio. but nahh..impress ppl i like too ma hor. =)

Since the hols began, i have already been to:

Tesco(likewadde),

times sq,

A.P.(of couse),

JJ

Pavillion

and sri hartamas!(to visit tall guy)

and to make this list of places to go to clearly impossible to b fitted into my days, hols jst started like ONE wk ago! and u gotta minus the days i go to school! hahaa! seee..for a 16 yr old, tht’s jst WAY WAY too much. i’m gonna run out of places to go before i even survive another week!

but who cares ya? i live,love, and SHOP! whahaha! right now, i’m going through this open-toe-work-looking heel & wedge phase which has caused me to stop at every shop jst to look at em n even buy em! i think i’m becoming a lil addicted >< which is obviously bad for my dad la. wawawa..

OH! gotta tell ya bout my bz wkend know?

So neways,tmrw i’ve gotta wake up at 10 coz i think i’m decoing the kids church for sum event on Sat so….i’ll probably be there for a few hrs n since i’m not sleeping n its like 2 in the morning i’m gonna b so dead tired!!!

ahhh!!..dont u think 10am is just a lil early!! Well,to me it is!!since i normally wake up at 12 or latr on a daily hol basis.

goshers.. and as if tht isnt enough,

on Saturday, i’m gonna have to go to church again to "USHER" for the kids thingy. kinda ‘cun’ la in a way since i’ve never ushered be4 =) but yet on the other hand…

mayb those ppl who never choose me to usher had their reasons…wahahaa!

then after the kids thingy which will be like 3 hrs long, i gotta stay for pk prac!! ahhh!!

then later, i’ve gotta go pick up my two 2nd generation cousins frm PJ coz they’ll b stayin over for 4 or 5 days i think. but luckily, they stayin at my granparent’s place! nagahhaha!

SO, if u go to rckl, beee ready to meet em! haha!

small kids la k. dun get too excited –"

i think tht’s it for now… so taa ppl!

owh update: CL’S in Turkey!!!! ahhh!! who in his right mind would want to go to turkey!! ish. =)

1st of all, i’m so…relieved. not that i jst pooped or nethin –"

instead its because the situation is all OKAY! wee!as u can see frm my post title.

neways,i’m on sum stupid health diet!!ahhhhhhhhh!!! i ACTUALLY EXCERSICED ==" I so hate not being able to stuf my mouth with fried bananas n ice cream =P

but i guess i can’t complain anyways because i kinda brought this on myself after puttin on 2 KILOS!!! sucks. If anyone knows me, i’m definitely not the type that is health conscious or blar-di-blar-blar so i would just like to point out that this is ALL my doctor’s fault! ha!

i went for a check up recently n he thinks i’m overweight!! ahhhhh!! I AM SO NOT accordin to the mass hight thingy. know? even he counted!! but he didn’t care!! still gave me his oh so "professional health advice" n wants me to drop 7 freakin kilos!!!! dammit. gosh i hate check-ups.

Besides that, HUGE is comin!!! yes! me goin!! r u? r u? GO!GO!GO!

can’t walk also GO!! wahahhaa!! its like i’m doin an ad for HUGE or sumthin. sheeesh. they don’t pay me enough to do this. I really want to go this year since i haven’t gone in like 2 years! but i might just change my mind if all my peeps n ppls aren’t goin. coz camp wifout friends is just boring. =) SO! if u know me u better be goin! i’ll come n hunt u down if u don’t! wahhaha!

kays, i gotta bathe now. all ikky frm runnin. yuck!

till nxt time! out.

Seven things to be done before my death.
-read the post below the one below. =)

Seven things I will NOT do even if it kills me.
1.give up my faith.

2.eat a cockroach knowingly.

3.go out topless or bottomless for tht fact.

3.lick another person’s sweaty armpit. ew.

4.cook up Bee Bee.

5.eat frogs.

6.change my gender.(girls rule!!yeahh!!)

7.spray aerosol up my nose.

Seven things I do when I’m away from the public.

(well,at least i have the guts to tell ya,right? jst skip this 1 if u don’t want to b mentally-disturbed. PLEASE!!)

1.use a brush as a mic. =P we all do it! so don’t deny it!

2.smooch mirrors wif red lipstick.

3.put on loads of makeup & camwhore.

4.pick on scabs.

5.walk round the house in a towel or with wht God gave me. xP

6.sleep talk.

7.play dress-up.

Seven fav sentences/quotes.
- this can also be found in the below below post. But do take wayne’s comment into consideration too.

Seven favourite songs from all time.

(this is easy!)

1.Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul

2.Busted - Year 3000

3.Ben Jelen - Come On

4.Avirl ft. Lil Mama - Girlfriend Remix (wee!)

5.Liz Phair - Why Can’t I

6.Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me

7.JoJo - Too Little Too Late
(i’m still young so i guess these aren’t really counted as "all time favs" huh?)

Seven things I’ll make you wish you didn’t do if you did.
1.piss me off.

2.give me "the eye" or "the look"

3.destroy my home.

4.cheat on me.

5.take my bf before i even get to break up with him.

6.stab me in the back.

7.gossip bout me.

Seven people to tag.

1.Meggy.

2.Nick.

3.Jr –"

4.Wayne?

5.Amely.

6.Caroline. do u even have a blog ah?

7.Blue Monkey!!

this post is my answer to boredom. today, i i slept like a oinker until bout 1. then i went to eat some meds n went back to sleep AGAIN. so…technically,i’ve been sleepin for the whole day =) isnt that nice? For those of you who have not guessed yet, I’M SICK! sick wif influenza,a sore throat, and i’m still sneezing like crazy.yellow ikky stuff has been coming out continuosly n the colour is jst progressing n progressing toward the wrong colours!!!ahhhhhhhh!! err..OKIE,i think tht’s it bout me being sick. SO,jst stay away frm me for a while.

OK! going on..

Last Friday’s worship explosion was a blast, especially the after party at the mamak. We got to hang out wif mitchell(cl’s cous) n shaz. As though tht wasn’t enough, the worship session went well too!grats to worship ppl! yey! oh!oh!AND, the worship leader frm aussie was adorable!!and he can SING!!ahhahahhaa! =D fun! fun! fun!

Oh! SHAZ! for those of u who dont already know, shaz is this reallie tall guy i met last week. I think every1 i know knows him by now coz he’s a very distinctly recognizable person "SO TALL" & also coz the superbly nice me, introed him 2 almost EVERYONE ^^ tralalala~ i have a feeling he might become our next good friend since we all get along so well =)

so neways, butt n johnny came over Sun night, gosh, we’re weird. we jst sat around watchin "Click" then butt brought me to buy food! yummy western food which we didnt finish n threw away the next day.LOL. It was fun at 1st talking away until…(eerie music plays)i started sneezing like some germ infected victim and since then,that stoopid germ has jst gotten worse n i think that it has probably been breeding & multiplying inside me so like now i’m jst completely germ infected. EW.

so i shall leave u guys wif a word of advice:

STAY AWAY!!!!!aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

this has been a friendly reminder by ashy =)

tq

Seven things you plan to do before you die

1.make a gazillion bucks.

2.shop till i literally drop.

3.fall in love & get married.

4.find the purpose of my life.

5.get lazer treatment

6.get a pink chihuahua

7.be able to lick my elbow =)

Seven Things You Can Do

1.manicures.

2.watch tv for 10 hrs straight.

3.make a backward bridge.

4.piss my mom off.

5.write humiliating poems bout the ppl i dont like.

6.laugh like the grinch.

7.SING.

Seven most repeated phrases/words

1.shyt.

2.hwatt….?

3.like

4.LOL.

5.are u serious?

6.ah ha..

7.I knew u were gay!

Seven physical traits you look for in the opposite sex

1.the ability to speak proper english.

2.lightly dyed dry-lookin spiked hair.

3.kissable lips!

4.bigger feet than mine.

5.tall. 5′9” or 5′10” shud do.

6.lightly tanned.

7.nice hands.

Three names you go by

1.Ashleigh

2.Ashy

3.Cow Queen

Three physical things you like about yourself

1.nose.

2.teeth

3.shins

Three physical things you don’t like about yourself

1.mata sepet.

2.nails,both feet and hands.

3.ears.

Three Things That Scare You

1.the thing living in my roof.

2.bad dreams.

3.scary movies.(not the movie "scary movie")

Three drinks (alcoholic or non)

1.teh o’ ice limau

2.yakult

3.milo ice

Three of your everyday essentials

1.tissues.

2.le toilette

3.sleep.

Three things you’re wearing right now

1. black.

2. tank top.

3. contacts

Three of your favourite movies

1.Mean Girls.

2.John Tucker Must Die.

3.Sister Act2.

Two truths and a lie

1.i can swim well.

2.i believe in love at 1st sight.

3.i sneeze uncontrollably often.

Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to you

1.good singing voice

2.play a loud instrument like drums or guitar.

3.i know this is gonna sound odd but Christian fellas are jst really appealling.

Three careers you are considering, or have considered

1.some kind of management.

2.baju stylist.

3.make-up artist.

Three people you would like to see take this quiz now

1.caween.
2.amely.
3.caroline!

School is the boringest boringly boring place on the planet!! ugh…If i ever find out which idiot decided to make the hell hole called school… HE IS SO GONNA FEEL MY RAGE!! In my opinion,i see no reason in going to a place with terrorizing teachers, insanely impossible to understand homework & nutso students for 5 days a week. Why cant we all just stay home huh? There’s no difference if we learn at home or there. I think school is just a dumb reason parents use to get rid of their kids for 5 days a week.But since there is no possible way to get rid of this "hell hole", i guess all of us would just have to live with it(that is if your sill young) {giggles}.

Anyways…to begin with, these past weeks of school have been a drag. HOMEWORK HOMEWORK HOMEWOK is all there is to it. And unfortunately my principal is emphasizing on CHANGE this year –" which means even MORE homework!! owh how school sux so much much much!!Every morning i wake up with a desire to just go back to hibernation like a teddybear all snuggled up in a warm blanket =) Oh how i miss the holidays when school was nothing but a lifetime away. Waking up at 2 in the afternoon and watching the day go by with cartoons and MTV. Hmmm….now those days are loooonnng gone. I just felt my heart sink. :’( sob!!!

Owh Ow..! now the joints in my hands are stating to hurt. LOL.

Now….i think that’s it. hehe. tata all!

My trip to manila went well i guess. or was it clark. i’m not sure…be4 we went ppl kept sayin tht it was an unsafe place but somehow i didnt see it tht way. There were guards at every entrance at every mall with wands & sticks cheking thru ur bags n stuff, made me feel like we never left the airport.

Our plan of goin to stay on a beutiful island was crushed when there was a typhoon alert on the 2nd day we got there. In the end we didnt get to go to the flinstones hotel i really wanted to go to coz of tht freakin typhoon –" DANG IT.But on the other hand i had non-stop shoppin for 5 days straight! wee!!ALL the malls were in walkin distance n they were all joined by this over-head walking bridge thingy.WAHAHA!so all i did was shop shop shop!!the only thing tht happened there tht was kinda scary was little "kampung" kids ran up to our taxi when i tried to take a pic of them in the street. IT WAS SOO SCARY. We started screamin in the taxi "shut the window !!!lock the door!!" All in all the trip was fun i guess.

I’m still really really bummed tht i didnt get to go for HUGE. gosh………hmm…i wonder if tht some1 got tht pic of some1 for me.lol. Hope u guys who went had fun without me =( lalalala~ neways, thts all till next time.

Tagged by jr –"

since i’m a faithful tag fulfiller i shall oblige

Four things many don’t know:

1. I have at least 40 of each acessory that u can think of.

2. I <3 paintin nails for other ppl.

3. My room looks like its been hit by a hurricane most of the time.

4. I HATE MY SCHOOL. =)

Four movies I can watch over and over:

1. A Cinderella Story

2. The Covenant

3. John Tucker Must Die

4. A Walk To Remember

~all the movies above have super hot guys =)

Four places I have lived:

1. Ampang Jaya

2. Bukit Indah

3-4 N.A

Four TV shows I love:

1. Sweet Sixteen

2. Desperate Housewives

3. One Tree Hill

4. Made*

Four places I have been on vacation:

1. Phuket

2. U.S x3

3. Perth

4. Chiang Mai (hot guy heaven)

Four of my favourite foods:

1. Korean

2. Japanese

3. Thai

4. Western

Four places I’d rather be:

1. Heaven

2. New York

3. N.Z

4. Chaing Mai

Currently listening to songs:

1. B.F.S - High Sch Nvr Ends

2. Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk

3. Avril.L - Keep Holding On

4. Beyonce - Irreplaceable

Four other people who will be tagged:

1. A.L

2. Jocelyn

3. Gil

4. Caroline

Got tagged by MY OWN sis!!this is gonna prove i’m SO NOT lz! ha!

and…the rules are:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover

2. Has to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.

3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

4. If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.

5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

~My points~

MY perfect GUY would be…

*as everyone agrees…CHRISTIAN.

-Non-Christians just have no moral at all.

*HOT.

-Obviously it’ll be embarassin to be seen with an ugly guy,he has 2 be the best

*RICH.

-Otherwise,whose gonna pay my credit card bills? =)

*PARTIALLY PURE.

-Who wants a pervert la..?

*have TASTE.

-acceptable/NICE clothing,hair,shoes etc.

*must have FRIENDS.

-NO ONE wants a loner except a loner

*GIVES ME MY WAY ALL THE TIME.

-Who wont like that?

*MUSICALLY INCLINED.

-Even though i’m so NOT.

oh wait! does singing count?

~END~

MY TURN!!

I shall now TAG:

~EMILY~STEPHANIE~CARMEN~GILLIAN~NIKKY BUTT~FOOK SIM~